Here he is, boys! Here he is, world!

Well, let’s give this a whirl. I said I’d never do this because I find so many blogs to be tedious exercises in masturbation. I said, “the reason I don’t keep a diary is because I know my life is pretty run-of-the-mill and I’m sufficiently self-aware to know that nobody wants to read about it.”

I say a lot of shit.

So what startling revelations and exciting new developments are prompting this entry? Not much as it turns out. Sometimes I discover a delicious new recipe or a really excellent bar. Often I find something on the internet (or local politics) that makes me cackle like a madman, or the dog does something especially hi-larious. So I thought I’d start this.

Will I stick with it? Eh. Who knows? Let’s just work it out as we go along.