The internets abound.

• Chupacabra sighting in Kansas (not Rachel Zoe)? It looks like a mangey coyote to me, but I’ve had two gin & tonics, so I’ll pretty much believe anything.
• There are going to be more wars, my friends. And congrats! You may be fighting them. As a ‘mosexual, I don’t fit into the would-be emperor’s schemes, but y’all go on and enjoy fighting for my right to spend half my paycheck at the Le Creuset outlet and Hall’s fragrance counter. In fairness, you may actually end up fighting the good fight if, indeed, you are sent to find Osama bin Laden. But you could just as easily end up in Iran or fucking around with Russia.
• I feel appropriately dirty, but I have to say…Lyle Waggoner was kinda hot in a butterface sorta way.