Don’t be white.
Or black.
Or brown.
Do not sit on your porch.
Do not visit a liquor store for a refreshing beverage.
Do not leave your home.
Do not go to work.
Do not get in your car.
Follow these helpful tips and you probably won’t be murdered, maybe.*
*Following these tips in no way guarantees your safety. It’s fucked up out there.
Did I mention how much I liked this post?
I did, I linked and you know so many people read it today as it was linked on CSKC as well . . . Those folks should leave some comments because this really was a brilliant round-up!!!
Comment by Tony — September 25, 2008 @ 9:29 pm
Fuck Kansas City and the thugs who live here…. I’m sick of it, and moving back to New York City where I feel safe.
Comment by Allison — October 2, 2008 @ 2:24 am
GET UR BITCH A$$ OUTTA HERE THEN NIGGA GO BACK NEW YORK PU$$Y!!! KCMO816 EA$T $1DE LOKOTE$ UP!!!
Comment by Anonymous — October 5, 2008 @ 11:56 pm