This is untoward. This is NOT toward.

So that happened. Miss Fierce Advocate-y Pants’s DOJ (including a leftover Mormon W-appointee) has thrown my people under the bus. Again. Arguing that the Defense of Marriage Act is “reasonable” and “constitutional.”

It’s not that I don’t understand the President took an oath to uphold the laws of the land, and that he must defend them whether he agrees with them or not, but this is zealous defense of a law MFAP, in his political platform, said he wanted to repeal. Until May, anyway, when his advocacy became somewhat less fierce and the repeal of DOMA disappeared from the list of priorities.

But this shit?

Yo, Mo.

Betty Bowers explains traditional marriage to everybody else.

Let’s put a pin in that.

Two recent trends in men’s fashion that annoy.

Can we all just agree that madras shorts don’t really look good on anybody? The only benefit? Both sides of the fabric look the same, so in a pinch you can turn them on inside out and hide a potato salad stain.

Scoop-neck t-shirts. Put your tits away, whore.