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February 13, 2008

A Mash Note to Rachel Maddow

Filed under: politics — Tags: , , , — akcb @ 2:10 am

rachel
Dear Dr. Maddow,

Each day I dial up my iPod, anxious to start my day the same way I start every day: with you, plunging your sharp stick into the soft, white underbelly of my morning.

Each night, I sit impatiently waiting for “Countdown” to start. Will you be on? Will you stay after to cheat on Keith with Dan Abrams? Will you be wearing too much rouge (seriously, have you done something to piss off the make-up people?). Even if you are, I won’t care. I can forgive you anything.

Our affair is causing tension in my marriage. Election nights are especially tough. I can’t turn away, can’t miss a moment. I wait, moist & ready, for the moment when you will turn to your left and tell Pat Buchanan to “Bloviate me.”

All my love, my love.

B.

Listen to “The Rachel Maddow Show” on Air America’s webcast, 5-7pm M-F, download the podcast or catch her regular appearances on “Countdown with Keith Olbermann” and other MSNBC programs.

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3 Comments »

  1. We love you Rachel!

    Comment by Michael Morris — February 13, 2008 @ 2:16 am

  2. […] for informing and entertaining me, Rachel Maddow […]

    Pingback by Must. Watch. « Another Kansas City Blog — February 19, 2008 @ 11:52 pm

  3. rachel fans of the world… unite. or something like that! thanks for finding me, thus allowing me to find you.

    john brown

    Comment by john brown — April 2, 2008 @ 11:40 pm


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