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March 13, 2008

An open letter to suburban Big 12 attendees and other visitors to our newly revitalized downtown.

Filed under: kansas city — akcb @ 11:00 pm


Dear suburban Big 12 attendees and other visitors to our newly revitalized downtown,

Welcome! I appreciate your attendance and the money you’re spending at our new bars & chain restaurants. I sincerely hope you’re enjoying our new Sprint Center & our old Municipal Auditorium.

Please do not mill around in the middle of Grand Boulevard like lost sheep and then call me a dipshit when I almost run over your ass. I realize you probably come from a place with no sidewalks or any safe means for allowing a pedestrian to get from point A to point B, but here in the big city we have these things called crosswalks. They occur with frightening regularity at all major intersections and most minor ones as well. They allow you to safely cross the street when the traffic lights favor you doing so. If you try them, you may recognize me. I’ll be stopped at the light patiently waiting for you to make your journey.

Sincerely and with great love,

Another Kansas City Blogger


  1. Amen!

    Comment by Jay — March 14, 2008 @ 4:19 am

  2. […] A bit of criticism of clueless Downtown Interlopers, not from JoCo for a change. […]

    Pingback by Blogger Backtalk: I missed you bitches — March 14, 2008 @ 9:58 am

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