Kansas City, opinion, cocktails, snark.

March 25, 2008

Carcinogens like to turn in early.

Filed under: booze, kansas city, Local Bars — Tags: — akcb @ 2:29 am

Kansas City’s council-approved smoking ban began today. I guess. The downtown bar/restaurant where I enjoyed happy hour this evening wasn’t bothering to enforce the 9pm rule. I enjoyed several of the few Camel Special Lights left in the city along with a number of rather smart martinis with my dear friends, C. & K.

If we have to protect the children, I humbly submit we ban children from anyplace where adult activities (like smoking, drinking, working, talking, etc) take place. Plus, I suspect children cause cancer.


  1. Yes, the answer is banning children! They may not cause cancer, but they do seem to result in loss of social skills, intelligence, and ambition in those upon whom they are inflicted.

    Comment by DLC — March 25, 2008 @ 2:47 pm

  2. And there are some adults that act like children!

    Comment by Jay — March 25, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

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