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September 3, 2008

Your daily Palin.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — akcb @ 3:23 am

So that’s the baby-daddy. And I totally get it. If you’re 17, live in Alaska, and your mom’s banned all the interesting books in the library (or at least given it good go), what’s left for a girl to do but sexy times with a self-described fuckin’ redneck?

And when exactly did politicians’ families become off-limits? It must have been sometime after June, 1998, when John McCain let fly with this corker:

“Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because her father is Janet Reno.”

Whatta card asshole.

Now let’s watch some Republican’s partying like it’s 1999 during their ‘scaled down’ convention. Perhaps they’re celebrating Gustav’s booting of the preznit from opening night.

Hurricane Gustav was “a big blessing,” according to a source close to the McCain campaign.

Then get rid of the ick and show HFH some donatey-love cuz “Everybody goes through hard times.”

Heh. Edited for Mo.

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5 Comments »

  1. What cracks me up is that the baby daddy looks just like daddy.

    I dare you to put Todd Palin’s picture up next to the f’ing redneck.

    Comment by Mo — September 3, 2008 @ 4:45 am

  2. Dude, this is infinitely better than secret Muslim…ism. Srsly.

    Comment by Sarah — September 3, 2008 @ 11:46 am

  3. wow!

    “secret Muslim…ism” – is that like a vaginal rash that room temperature i.q.s only get? Srsly?

    Comment by Doc — September 3, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

  4. Go here. This will make your day. (And don’t ask me why I keep sending you links to Queerty……I don’t have an answer.)

    http://www.queerty.com/todd-murphy-noonan-all-trash-mccain-palin-20080903/

    Comment by LA — September 4, 2008 @ 3:44 am

  5. Well, in Bristol’s defense, all white men DO look alike.

    Comment by Mo — September 4, 2008 @ 5:54 pm


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