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September 25, 2008

How not to get killed in Kansas City.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — akcb @ 2:31 am

Don’t be white.

Or black.

Or brown.

Do not sit on your porch.

Do not visit a liquor store for a refreshing beverage.

Do not leave your home.

Do not go to work.

Do not get in your car.

Do not attempt a robbery.

Follow these helpful tips and you probably won’t be murdered, maybe.*

*Following these tips in no way guarantees your safety. It’s fucked up out there.

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3 Comments »

  1. Did I mention how much I liked this post?

    I did, I linked and you know so many people read it today as it was linked on CSKC as well . . . Those folks should leave some comments because this really was a brilliant round-up!!!

    Comment by Tony — September 25, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

  2. Fuck Kansas City and the thugs who live here…. I’m sick of it, and moving back to New York City where I feel safe.

    Comment by Allison — October 2, 2008 @ 2:24 am

  3. GET UR BITCH A$$ OUTTA HERE THEN NIGGA GO BACK NEW YORK PU$$Y!!! KCMO816 EA$T $1DE LOKOTE$ UP!!!

    Comment by Anonymous — October 5, 2008 @ 11:56 pm


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