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October 25, 2008

Jeebus, use me.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — akcb @ 2:55 am

Regular commentor Mo put a good morning’s work in earlier this week, photochopping in the faces of this blogger, Ladybird & Scoots. I leave you to draw your own conclusions as to which face goes with each name.

Meanwhile, here’s some more interesting blog chatter and links.

  • Oh, hell no! Attention, homosexshals, all Al-Gayda sleeper cells are activated.
  • Well, shit. Smokin Joe’s downtown is for sale. And also closed for multiple health code violations. What am I going to do without easy access to the Ribber? You may call spiderwebs and dead insects a “violation,” KCMO Health Department, but I call them local color. Also, improperly handled meat = tasty. Damn. The kids and I have been pondering entering the bar/restaurant bidness, but I think we’ll wait for the economic upswing.
  • The latest ‘Congress sucks but my rep is aces’ poll is out.
  • David Sedaris on undecided voters:

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

And here’s your daily dose of hate from a McCain/Palin rally. That hard-as-nails blonde’s children dancing around screeching “monkey president” are especially American, with values and such:

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2 Comments »

  1. Well really, whose wife hasn’t made them say they’re a Christian in order to get elected. Mine makes me say it every day! By the way, I’m the one in the glasses.

    Comment by Ladybird — October 27, 2008 @ 3:07 am

  2. Hey, I like the new look! LOL

    Comment by jay — November 5, 2008 @ 3:49 am


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