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November 25, 2009

This is how you get in front of a story.

Filed under: Uncategorized — akcb @ 6:52 am

Hearne Christopher Jr. charged for allegedly getting lit and rolling through the ol’ PV. Who broke the story? Hearne Christopher Jr, duh. Because say what you will about the guy (major asshole, allegedly), he knows how to get ahead of the spin.

I don’t know if the po-po was flash-and-banging from the sight of the original incident (77th & Booth per Jr.) or not, but either way I don’t blame Jr. for carrying on until his car was safely ensconced in his own driveway because tow-and-impound charges can be a motherfucker.

A cursory search of Google News tells me the only media outlets to report on this so far (aside from HCJ’s blog) are the Plog (12 hours ago) and the Star (7 hours ago, because the 2 reporters left in that joint were probably busy with real-ish news). Did this make the local TV news? I don’t watch that crap ever since that our-reporter’s-trapped-in-a-burning-building shit because those d-bags are total hacks and unworthy of any attention whatsoever and also because ask around about a certain aging male Fox 4 reporter’s (alleged) shenanigans which are never reported on, just sayin’.

So, anyway, point being is when I’m arrested for being spit-roasted by an illegal immigrant and local radio host in a very public park(which I may or may not do regularly, allegedly) you, dear subscribers, will read it here first because Hearne has shown me the way. Praise blawgs!

1 Comment »

  1. that’s not exactly the same, when you write about yourself most of the jokes are self-deprecating, and you just stole an opportunity from TKC for a big write-up with red giant fonts, multiple thanks to tipsters and photos of drunk Paris Hilton. in other words, you can only ruin a story about yourself, don’t do it.if such situation occurs let me know and I promise hilarity

    Comment by meesha.v — November 25, 2009 @ 1:16 pm

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