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January 28, 2010

I wantsssssss it.

Filed under: Uncategorized — akcb @ 3:33 am

As expected, the Apple iPad was announced today. When the iPod arrived on the scene, my curiousity was piqued, but I waited a couple of years before buying one and when I did, it was cheaper, smaller and as awesome as I anticipated. After buying it, I regretted waiting so long; most days it’s the only thing standing between my sanity and murdering every single person in my office.

Then the iPhone came out and it looked awesome, but I had a free Blackberry and a ridiculously cheap service plan subsidized by The Work. I still find it to be a pretty impressive device but have no real desire to own one. And being locked into AT&T’s service makes my balls shrink up into my chest cavity.

But the iPad? I crave and want and need. Web browsing, email, books, games, watching my stories? All without a 250-degree laptop melting my sack to my thigh? And all those fun little apps iPhone users are always so desperate to show me? Ah, sweet mystery of life, have I found you at last.

I’m sorely tempted to slap down $829 for the top-of-the-line model, first day out. Well, second day. Because I’ve seen the folks that show up for releases at the Apple store, and they’re not my folks. Maybe 60 days out, I’ll have a bit of perspective and decide to wait until the price comes down. But Apple groped my inner fanboy today. Jobs, well done.

OH, and another thing. I’m officially banning the iPad/maxi-pad meme; 98% of blogs covered this In The First Five Minutes, it was never even mildly amusing and now let’s put it to bed.

ALSO, Steve Jobs, if you can afford the liver of a 12-year old Indonesian, you can afford to shop at a non-mom-jeans store. Look into this. Maybe develop an iPant to take us boldy in 2011.

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3 Comments »

  1. I have been somewhat removed from all the hype, down here in Beachland/Poolsville, but I am intrigued: I wonder if this new device will drop prices on iPod Touches. I don’t want another phone (I’ve got one for work which doubles as my personal one) and am really not interested in a data plan.

    But wifi and an iPod upgrade sounds nice, since

    (a) maybe it’ll be cheaper what with Apple pushing the iPad now, and

    (b) I still use a 5GB clickwheel model from 2001 or so, which Sarah bought me for Christmas back in the day. It’s old, and full, and the battery life ain’t what it used to be.

    Comment by cliff1976 — January 28, 2010 @ 3:13 pm

  2. Thank God someone mentioned the pants. Awful.

    Comment by TheDLC — January 28, 2010 @ 3:42 pm

  3. Did you happen to notice that you can only do one thing at a time on the iPad.

    Comment by Hunter T. — January 28, 2010 @ 6:41 pm


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