Kansas City, opinion, cocktails, snark.

July 17, 2008

Some stuff I found lying around on the internets.

April 9, 2008

Go Jayhawks! or something.

Filed under: kansas, kansas city — akcb @ 1:26 am

Aside from giving overweight white suburban men something to do during breaks from defaulting on their mortgages and hitting on adolescent girls online, collegiate sports have provided us with some of our finest car salesmen and most upstanding middle managers. Congratulations, KU. I couldn’t pick any of the Jayhawks out of a lineup if my life depended on it and I can’t say I’ve ever watched a college- or pro-basketball game on the television machine or in person, but I have to applaud anything that can pull management out of my ass at The Work for more than 10 minutes at a stretch. So hurray!

March 26, 2008

Doggie news.

Filed under: dogs, kansas, kansas city — Tags: , , — akcb @ 3:19 am


March 13, 2008

Two. Years.

Filed under: kansas, Stuff that sucks, Uncategorized — Tags: , , — akcb @ 12:49 am

An unidentified woman from Ness City, Kansas sat on the toilet for two years. Two years. She sat there so long her ass was physically attached to the toilet seat and it was still attached to her when she was wheeled into the hospital. It was finally removed by medical professionals. Her boyfriend took her food and water every day and asked her if she’d like come out of the bathroom. “Maybe tomorrow.” After waiting for an appropriate amount of time, he finally decided to summon the police. Two years.

March 6, 2008

Newsy stuff.

Filed under: General, kansas, kansas city — akcb @ 3:49 am


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