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April 24, 2008

Jeebus H. Fucking Christ.

Filed under: Uncategorized — akcb @ 11:32 pm

Just got our first estimate for putting in a brick patio. $8000. Seriously, wtf? I’m gonna find me a couple of stocky lesbians to install this thing. If I move the TV out back and run Desert Hearts on a loop and leave a few cases of Bud Light in a cooler by the back door, the sumbitch will be down in an afternoon.

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4 Comments »

  1. Here, call this guy, his name is Ifo at 816-809-7600. He’ll come out and give you an estimate. He did our patio, I forgot how much we paid. We love it.

    Comment by thepaintman — April 25, 2008 @ 4:20 am

  2. That picture, anyone you know? Way to butch, even for a lesbian.

    Comment by Jay — April 25, 2008 @ 5:54 am

  3. I had no idea Rob Schneider did brick patios. What can’t that guy do? (Besides act.)

    Comment by Scoots — April 25, 2008 @ 3:13 pm

  4. What’s with the “For ladies. Who like lady things.” all about? LOL

    Comment by Jay — April 27, 2008 @ 2:57 am


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